Blue Q Lip Shit (Lip Balm)

Regular price $7.00

Take it from this owl. No really, you can take it - owls don't have lips. Flavored with apple and ginger.

Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Me either. Flavored with yumtastic pineapple and brown sugar.

A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Shit. You can quote us on that.

This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty. Vanilla Cardamom. Mmmmm.

I was hitchhiking on the Amalfi coast when I noticed a convertible buggy barreling up the hillside. At the wheel was a fashionable pup, green scarf snapping in the wind. Did he stop to pick me up? No. Did he toss a small metal tin of lip moisturizer out of the vehicle as he sped by, changing my life forever? Absolutely, he did. Flavored with black cherry and papaya.

I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing suit thing, but this merlady is really rocking the look. Maybe it's her accessories? Flavored with orange and mango.

In space, no one can see how dry your lips are, but that doesn't mean you should neglect them! That would be like not wearing pants at home just because you're alone, and you wouldn't do that. Would you? Flavored with mint and lemon.

Frequently Asked Questions

What happens if I don't like it/it doesn't fit?

Exchanges are always free. Simply stop in and see us, and we will fix you right up. If you can't make it in, send it back along with a description of the issue, and we will include a replacement in next month's box. 


Do I still get an in-store discount if I'm not a Platinum Member?

We appreciate all of our members! On all in-store purchases Silver Members will receive a 10% discount, Gold Members receive a 15% discount, and Platinum Members receive a 20% discount. 


Will the stuff be different every month?

Yes, it will be different. You won't end up with 20 of the same blue shirt. 


When do I get my package?

Packages ship on the Wednesday following your sign up date. Future shipments will correspond to your original sign up. i.e. If your sign up date was the 15th of the month then your future packages will ship the first Wednesday after the 15th of all future months. 


Can I change my membership?

Yes, you can. Simply go to the account tab, then click manage subscription.  This will allow you to change between subscriptions to better fit your needs. 

 

Can I purchase individuals items or only the monthly subscription?

Yes, you can purchase any of our items with or without purchasing That Guy's Secret Club membership.

 

Do I have to have my package shipped?

No.  If you would like to pick up your purchase in the store, please just add a note in the section labeled "special instructions to seller" and use promo code InStorePickUp.